March 2012
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via lungs-
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crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
just got back from one more disney day
omg i shouldn’t have gotten up at 11 and thought I could actually be out til 6 am i’m so exhausted
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February 2012
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ONE MORE DISNEY DAY
was going to have a 10 hour shift today
exchanged it to have it off
will be at the parks from 12:30pm - 6 am
SPLASH MOUNTAIN AT 4 AM is required
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“You can’t say, outing is so terrible and so wrong and so tragic and so possibly...”
– Dorothy Snarker hits the nail on the head once again (via avocadosalad)
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
“In the US, abortion is framed as a deeply moral and highly emotional issue. In...”
– via Feministing, “A new script for talking about abortion”
(thanks to keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus for sending this to me!)
Amazing. This describes the stigma around those who get abortions SO well. My decision was not a hard one. It wasn’t gut-wrenching or emotional for me in any way.
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Anonymous asked: but didn't ARIEL go after some man, ?
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Anonymous asked: So do you like being in the DCP? is it worth it? What's it like? :) would you suggest it to others?
Anonymous asked: hey I have a question about the DCP :) are people in the program allowed to work as face characters?
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omg so i watched secret of nimh 2 and I never cared either way for spieling peter/andrew ducote but after hearing his GLORIOUS voice let me tell you I would buy all his albums
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Anonymous asked: Are you a feminist?
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